April 2012
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ezrababekoenig:
*opens math textbook*
*cries*
*closes math textbook*
me: i think it's time we have the talk
my future children: aw mom
me: when two people love each other very much
me: that means they are shippable
me: and if you yourself find them endearing to a level of emotional attachment
me: they are known as an "otp"
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March 2012
face
&&.
about
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ellctro:
I spend my mornings thinking about what I will do, my afternoons thinking about what I could be doing, and my nights thinking about what I didn’t do.
Reblog this and see what you get.
purplematcha:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re a nigger. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often. 11: I’d suck your dick.
Warm hot sausage. In my mouth.
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if you put shit in your cake your cake will be shit
if you put shit in your life your life will be shit
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